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The Funny Thing About Lawyers – Even Lawyers Seek Love

November 10, 2023

Why You Can Trust Tampa Personal Injury Lawyers

Tampa Personal Injury Lawyers has over six decades of experience helping injured people. We have a proven track record of success for our clients. Our law firm has been around for a long time because we get great results and don’t take advantage of people.
Our lawyers are featured in The Best Lawyers of America 2024 Edition for Personal Injury, it is an honor that reflects our excellence in the field. This recognition is based on a rigorous peer-review survey, where leading attorneys evaluate the professional abilities of their colleagues within the same geographical area and legal practice area. Other lawyers in the field confirm our reputation for delivering outstanding legal representation to our clients.
Our personal injury lawyers have achieved a 10.0 AVVO rating, the highest possible score, this signifies our attorneys’ substantial experience and successful track record. This rating considers various factors, including years of practice, disciplinary history, professional achievements, and peer endorsements. Attorneys with a history of winning complex, high-stakes cases are more likely to achieve this rating, which serves as a benchmark of excellence and reliability in the legal profession.
Our Personal Injury lawyers have been selected to be on the Florida Super Lawyers 2024 list. Super Lawyers is an exclusive list that honors less than 5 percent of attorneys in the entire state of Florida. Super Lawyers is a research-driven and peer-conducted rating system that is part of Thomson Reuters. Only the most outstanding lawyers with substantial professional achievements are chosen by their peers to represent Super Lawyers. With their patented multiphase selection process, this honor reinforces our lawyers’ high standings both with the clients we work with and the legal community as a whole.
Our attorneys are members of the Million Dollar Advocates Forum which is one of the most prestigious acknowledgments a trial attorney can receive. Less than 1% of attorneys in the United States are members of this elite group, which is reserved for those who have won million-dollar or multi-million-dollar verdicts and settlements. This exclusive membership demonstrates our lawyers’ exceptional skill and success in handling significant personal injury cases.
Our firm has been recognized as ‘Best Law Firm’ and ‘Best in Personal Injury Law’ by the Tampa Bay Times’ Best of the Best People’s Choice Award. Our firm has been the recipient of the Tampa Bay Times’ Best of the Best People’s Choice Award consecutively over the last five years. This award is a community voting based contest that chooses the best businesses, companies and services in Tampa Bay. Every year, the Tampa community members cast over 135,000 votes to choose the top businesses in the area. We are honored to have our efforts in Personal Injury law be recognized by the people of Tampa Bay.
Tampa Personal Injury Lawyers stands out due to our commitment to client success and our extensive expertise in personal injury law. Our attorneys have consistently secured favorable outcomes for clients, earning reputations for diligence, compassion, and legal acumen. Simply put, they are the toughest around, but also fair. Our firm is dedicated to providing personalized service, ensuring that each client receives the attention and support they deserve throughout their legal journey. You can count on Tampa Personal Injury Lawyers to have your back.

Lawyers love to argue, no one will deny that, and one argument that wouldn’t sustain any objections is that it’s probably the occupation that people make the most jokes about. Everyone loves to hate lawyers, but also without objection everyone loves to laugh. It’s quite possible that there are as many lawyers as there are jokes about them, and as many bad lawyer jokes as there are bad lawyers. Let’s face it, the only problem with the jokes, good or bad, is the lawyers don’t think they’re funny and people don’t think they’re jokes. Even if you find some in contempt, our only intention is to make you laugh. So in closing, we would like to present to you, and completely at the expense of lawyers everywhere, this compilation of legal humor that we hope will make you laugh and won’t judge us too harshly for.

Even Lawyers Need Love

Lawyers work long hours which doesn’t leave them much time to socialize or date, a few drinks and a quick hook-up is all their busy schedules often leave time for, and judging by some of these pick-up lines they’ll try to seal the deal anyway they can, there’s no accounting for taste, but if any of these actually worked on you then maybe it’s time to cut down on the tequila shots. Here’s 10 queso supremes that will either find you in contempt, or get you called into their chambers for a quick de-briefing.

Are you my lawyer? Because you should be screwing me.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me?
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
Hey handsome, I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I’ll admit you.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.
Is your estate subject to open?
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?

If any of the following jokes cause you personal injury from excessive laughing or eye-rolling there’s not much we can do, our only advice is to laugh it off. However, being injured in an accident is no laughing matter and you can call us for a free consultation. We’re no joke.